So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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