Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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