So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Success! We fucked roommates!
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