She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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