She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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