come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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