I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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