what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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