I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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