i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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