Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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