Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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