Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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