The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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