I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Girls should come with a carfax report
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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