North Korea, Best Korea!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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