do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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