CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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