I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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