i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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