from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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