you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Randomize
