Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
