Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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