Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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