problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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