i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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