Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I have tasted many bathrooms
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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