hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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