You're so nebulous sometimes
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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