You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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