Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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