if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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