Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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