Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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