This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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