We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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