I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
babies were throwing up all over the place
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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