Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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