I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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