yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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