I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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