DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
