Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
ttyl tear gas
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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