I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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