I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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