bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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