Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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