she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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