the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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