May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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