Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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